❝𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐉 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐚 𝐡𝐞'𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 '𝐠𝐨 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞' 𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡, 𝐡𝐞'𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚. 𝐇𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞.❞ 𝐎𝐫 Crowley's first Christmas - since it was invented - away from the only being he really wants to spend it with.