Betty is love Betty is life.

was only 9 years old
>I loved Betty so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Betty every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Betty is love" I say; "Betty is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a Loser.
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Betty
>I called him a Dweeb
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Betty!
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my Betty now."
>Betty grabs me with his powerful Betty hands and puts me down onto my Head.
>I'm ready
>I spread my mouth for Betty
>Betty grabs it and throws it
>It hurts so much but I do it for Betty
>I can feel my Mouth tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Betty
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my Mouth with his love
>My dad walks in
>Betty looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all Betty now."
>Betty leaves through my window
>Betty is love. Betty is life.