Regulus & the Chocolate Factory | a crack story tbh |

Regulus knows three things very well from the duration of his life:
1. There's no escaping the sun, which translates to there's no escaping James Potter.
2. That he's a successful failure of a son, would make a terrible escape artist, and should really consider getting Sirius a new, better brother.
And 3. There's nothing quite like chocolate after a near drowning-to-death experience. Yum.

OR

The Willy Wonka AU Regulus fic everyone's joking about (and that now exists - you're welcome)

Warning: Contains a whole lot of chocolate-talk, Regulus making a sarcastic and mean Willy Wonka, an amusing friendship with Remus Lupin the local chocolate addict, and Kreacher playing the part of an Oompa Loompa.

And no, I have no idea what I'm doing.