A short story with way too much unneeded clarification

I am writing a short story about someone's day with a suspicious amount of unneeded clarification that something did not happen, to make the reader suspicious that it did happen although it is just the writing. This is a gag story I guess. This was inspired by a TikTok I saw.
"A story with a first-person narrator that describes everything with oddly specific clarifications and denials, coming completely unprompted".