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OMG MY POOKIES MY POOKIE SMY POOKIES THEY ARE KISSING OH MY GOODNESS😱😱

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OMMGGG THEYRE DOING TINSGAIN WTF THEYRE SMOOCHING SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH KISS KISSY KISSY KISS KISS MWAH MWAH MWAH GARDENS THEY ARE GARDENING BILBO AND THORIN OMG THEY ARE GARDENING AND SAM IS CARRYING FRODO!.,.?.?!???! WHAT THE KECH JDJ OMG KISSING KISS LEGOLAS AND ARAGORN ARE ALSO HERE OMG!!!???!!? OMG IS ASTARION IN THIS MAYBE OMG WHEN DID HE GET THERE OMG HES A LITTLE SURPRISE AND HES A LITTLE CANDY FOR MY EYES TO LOOK AT OMG POKIIIEIIEIEIEIEEIEIEI LMGGGGG OMG. ASTARION SHOULD KISS ME RN AND THEN WEEE CAN GO ON DATES WITH THORN BILBO SAM FRODO LEGOLAS AND ARAGORN OMG ITS PERFECT ASTARION GET IN HERE THIS IS PERFECT YOU CANT DENY THAT ITS PERFECT PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE!!??!?! LOOK AT ME WAFFLING ABOUT ASTARION BUT LOOK OMG OMG OMG AND SAM AND FRODO ARE KISSING AGAIN EHAT THE HELL THIS IS CRAZY GUYS MY SILLIES ARE KISSING AND OMG PETER JACKSON YOU GENIUS AND OMG OMG OMG LEGOLA HES SO CUTE SUCH A CUTIE A CUTE LITTLE EEPY GUY THAT I JUST WANT TO HOLD AND PLACE IN MY ITTY BITTY LIL POCKET AND THEN WE WEILL SMOOCH A TINY LITTLE BIT BUT ONLY A BIT EHEEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH OMG OMG OMG OML OML AND AND AND THEN ARAGORN GET IN HERE MWAH MWAH MWAH SO MANY GAY AWAKENINGS SO MUCH GAYNESS WTF IM HOMOPHOBIC ERMMMM I DIDNT MAKE THIS UMM UMM IM NOT GAY (yet) WHAT ARE YOU TALKING BAOUT WTF WTF WTF YOUR NASTY YOU NASTY LITTLE GROSS GOOBER ASTARION KISS ME ON THE MOUTH I MEAN WHAT WHO SAID THAT WTF GET OUT UMMMM ERMMM ACTUALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH 27/7 KISS ME KISS ME PLEASSSEE UMMMMM ASTARION I LOVE YOU AHHHH WHO SAID THAT ASTARION I WANT TO WRAP YOU IP IN MY ARMS AND HOLD YOU AGHHHHHHHHHH POOKIIEEEE SO SILLY SO GOOFY UMMMM ANYWAYS BILBO AND THORIN PLEASE KISS YOU JERKFACES FRICK FRICK FRICK WHY CANT YOU JUST KISS FOR ME!,?.?!!?? IF YOU DONT KISS YOUR LITTLE TRASH BOYS THAT EAT GARBAGE AND DRINK TOILET WATER YOU POO POO HEADS LOSERRSS JUST KISS KISS KISS MWAH MWAH MWAH SMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCHHHHHHHH😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😜🤪😜😋😋😛ERM ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU GUYS EAll Rights Reserved

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Marked by the Alpha

"You are mine," He murmured across my skin. He inhaled my scent deeply and kissed the mark he gave me. I shuddered as he lightly nipped it. "Danny, you are mine and only mine, you understand?" Daniella Saunders had a pretty rough life. After being heartbroken and betrayed by both her father and her boyfriend, Danny moves to a small town to find the comfort of her mother. Everything is not what it seems and soon, Danny finds herself in the middle of a world she didn't even knew existed outside of fiction novels and movies. Not only does the town seem bizarre, but her senses heighten, her temper is out of control, and her hunger amplify. Throw in an arrogant, selfish, sexy, possessive player who didn't even want her in the first place, her life just seamlessly attract madness. Especially with those creepy threats coming from a "Silver Bullet", she can't keep still.