OMG MY POOKIES MY POOKIE SMY POOKIES THEY ARE KISSING OH MY GOODNESS😱😱

OMMGGG THEYRE DOING TINSGAIN WTF THEYRE SMOOCHING SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH KISS KISSY KISSY KISS KISS MWAH MWAH MWAH GARDENS THEY ARE GARDENING BILBO AND THORIN OMG THEY ARE GARDENING AND SAM IS CARRYING FRODO!.,.?.?!???! WHAT THE KECH JDJ OMG KISSING KISS LEGOLAS AND ARAGORN ARE ALSO HERE OMG!!!???!!? OMG IS ASTARION IN THIS MAYBE OMG WHEN DID HE GET THERE OMG HES A LITTLE SURPRISE AND HES A LITTLE CANDY FOR MY EYES TO LOOK AT OMG POKIIIEIIEIEIEIEEIEIEI LMGGGGG OMG. ASTARION SHOULD KISS ME RN AND THEN WEEE CAN GO ON DATES WITH THORN BILBO SAM FRODO LEGOLAS AND ARAGORN OMG ITS PERFECT ASTARION GET IN HERE THIS IS PERFECT YOU CANT DENY THAT ITS PERFECT PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE!!??!?! LOOK AT ME WAFFLING ABOUT ASTARION BUT LOOK OMG OMG OMG AND SAM AND FRODO ARE KISSING AGAIN EHAT THE HELL THIS IS CRAZY GUYS MY SILLIES ARE KISSING AND OMG PETER JACKSON YOU GENIUS AND OMG OMG OMG LEGOLA HES SO CUTE SUCH A CUTIE A CUTE LITTLE EEPY GUY THAT I JUST WANT TO HOLD AND PLACE IN MY ITTY BITTY LIL POCKET AND THEN WE WEILL SMOOCH A TINY LITTLE BIT BUT ONLY A BIT EHEEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH OMG OMG OMG OML OML AND AND AND THEN ARAGORN GET IN HERE MWAH MWAH MWAH SO MANY GAY AWAKENINGS SO MUCH GAYNESS WTF IM HOMOPHOBIC ERMMMM I DIDNT MAKE THIS UMM UMM IM NOT GAY (yet) WHAT ARE YOU TALKING BAOUT WTF WTF WTF YOUR NASTY YOU NASTY LITTLE GROSS GOOBER ASTARION KISS ME ON THE MOUTH I MEAN WHAT WHO SAID THAT WTF GET OUT UMMMM ERMMM ACTUALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH 27/7 KISS ME KISS ME PLEASSSEE UMMMMM ASTARION I LOVE YOU AHHHH WHO SAID THAT ASTARION I WANT TO WRAP YOU IP IN MY ARMS AND HOLD YOU AGHHHHHHHHHH POOKIIEEEE SO SILLY SO GOOFY UMMMM ANYWAYS BILBO AND THORIN PLEASE KISS YOU JERKFACES FRICK FRICK FRICK WHY CANT YOU JUST KISS FOR ME!,?.?!!?? IF YOU DONT KISS YOUR LITTLE TRASH BOYS THAT EAT GARBAGE AND DRINK TOILET WATER YOU POO POO HEADS LOSERRSS JUST KISS KISS KISS MWAH MWAH MWAH SMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCHHHHHHHH😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😜🤪😜😋😋😛ERM ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU GUYS E