The Fish and the Shoe Haiku
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Ongoing, First published Mar 27, 2015
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A fish eats a shoe

The fish gets indigestion

The fish starts to glow

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A bird ate the fish

The bird threw up on the dog

The dog was angry

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dog smells the vomit

The dog now eats the vomit

The dog starts to glow

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The dog is walking

The dog then decides to poop

The poo starts to glow

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The poop burns the grass

The poop burns a hole through the earth

China is now mad

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China kidnaps dog

China makes dog poop a lot

China is now armed

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China declares war

China shoots poop at U.S.

U.S. starts starts to glow

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Poo burns in New York

The poo burns holes through the earth

The earth falls apart

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