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The Fish and the Shoe Haiku

LECTURAS 20
Votos 3
Partes 1
Hora <5 mins

LECTURAS 20
Votos 3
Partes 1
Hora <5 mins

aliens haiku humor sciencefiction shoe

ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ

A fish eats a shoe

The fish gets indigestion

The fish starts to glow

ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ

A bird ate the fish

The bird threw up on the dog

The dog was angry

ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ

dog smells the vomit

The dog now eats the vomit

The dog starts to glow

ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ

The dog is walking

The dog then decides to poop

The poo starts to glow

ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ

The poop burns the grass

The poop burns a hole through the earth

China is now mad

ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ

China kidnaps dog

China makes dog poop a lot

China is now armed

ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ

China declares war

China shoots poop at U.S.

U.S. starts starts to glow

ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ

Poo burns in New York

The poo burns holes through the earth

The earth falls apart

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