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Ongoing, First published Mar 27, 2015
ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ A fish eats a shoe The fish gets indigestion The fish starts to glow ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ A bird ate the fish The bird threw up on the dog The dog was angry ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ dog smells the vomit The dog now eats the vomit The dog starts to glow ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ The dog is walking The dog then decides to poop The poo starts to glow ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ The poop burns the grass The poop burns a hole through the earth China is now mad ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ China kidnaps dog China makes dog poop a lot China is now armed ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ China declares war China shoots poop at U.S. U.S. starts starts to glow ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷ Poo burns in New York The poo burns holes through the earth The earth falls apart ｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷｷAll Rights Reserved
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