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GIRL FAILURE!

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2000s action action-ish alt bossrush college comedy emo emogirl femaleprotagonist girlfail goth lgbt lgbtlead loser nonsense quirky random relatable superhero superpowers wattys2024 weirdpeople

"Life sucks! I don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend...! People are annoying as hell, working at a job sucks balls...! But yet... I wanna be famous, y'know?!" 

HEY, YOU! YEAH, YOU! EVER WANTED TO BE POPULAR?! YEAH, ME TOO!

The name is Brimstone Bellacola! I'm just your average 19 year old... I go to college, for Art- I'm getting off track. I'm not really popular, nor are my friends... (Hi, Hi, Sphinx and Anna!) But that changes in this awesome story! My goal? Climb the ranks against the '8 Evil Popular Table Students', and become the number 1 Popular Student! But, however, the main problem is... I go to a school with people who have literal superpowers! 
 Talk about unfair! I'm sure I have a power... And it's probably super awesome sauce!!!

Of course, it will be a piece of cake. Taking down The Popular Kids, I mean. Like... I'm so cute and hot and awesome and strong, after all!

What happens when you mix and twist the Superhero Genre with a 2000's era comedy setting and a Loser girl? Well! Enter the world of a silly emo girl just trying to get popular! Fall into despair, euphoria, epic music battles and more in this quirked up action series set around an alt-world 2009!

⚠️this story contains mature language, action, abuse, child abuse and mature situations/innuendos. Not suitable for people under 15⚠️



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2000s action action-ish alt bossrush college comedy emo emogirl femaleprotagonist girlfail goth lgbt lgbtlead loser nonsense quirky random relatable superhero superpowers wattys2024 weirdpeople

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