LAME CAKE: My Lovely Opinions
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Hi there!
I'm Catarina and thanks to my friend, Bea (Wattpad:postcardsforcoldplay), I decided to write a Rant Book.
I am often told by my mother and my friends that I have some strong opinions and my friend Bea told me I should share them on wattpad by writing a Rant Book. Bless wattpad, not only for providing fanfiction for life but, for also giving people the opportunity to share their points of view, stories and etc.
This Rant book is called "Lame Cake", and I don't know why is it called like that. I guess it is because I'm on a diet ; probably because at the time I was choosing a name , I was hungry(very hungry) , I wanted cake, and I was watching some lame tv show or maybe thinking about how lame I can be sometimes.
So basically, I will share everything that comes to my mind: eyebrows, music, politics, lame soap operas...
I hope you guys like it.
I will be in the corner creating 20 accounts on wattpad for my grandma. Just kidding, sorry...
Credits to my amazing friend Bea for creating me this lovely cover!!!! And thank you so so so much for your support :D
Link: http://www.wattpad.com/user/postcardsforcoldplay
Check out her amazing story, by the way: http://www.wattpad.com/story/33907216-change-of-heart
WARNING: Sometimes, I may use strong language; if it shocks or offends any of you, I apologize .
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