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Warrior Cat Randomness

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WARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''LOL''. 

~-~-~-~* Join the ThunderClan, RiverClan, WindClan and ShadowClan cats as they do the randomnest of things from: Gangnam Style dancing, breaking dancing and many more random things! Also find out how Hollyleaf became in love with sharpies and how SharpieClan was discovered... and uh... many more, again. x3  I hope you enjoy it. May StarClan guide you throughout this book!  ^.^ *~-~-~-~

*** All spoofs in this book were written by me so you won't read the same spoofs for a thousand moons. Please do not steal them as I spent a lot of time working on them. StarClan thanks you a lot. ***All Rights Reserved

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The Rising Storm: #1 The Forgotten Legacy by Meowlia

"When the sun casts its light, shadows appear, but when clouds block the light, the shadows disappear. Nothing can calm the rising storm." The clans receive a message from Starclan, only to forget it, all but one warrior. This warrior must hold it a secret until the right one is found. Then, along came a kit. "You'll never be a Warrior, twoleg toy!" Born to a hard life, Fernkit wishes that she hadn't been found as a kit. Life as a kittypet in the warrior clans can be hard, especially when, somehow, you get everyone in the whole clan to hate you. Meanwhile, a new apprentice- Starpaw- was supposed to be a medicine cat apprentice, but her leader had other intentions. Then she sees something, proving that she was meant to be a medicine cat- but will anyone believe her? Then Fernpaw gets chased away by some angry warrior, she thinks that she has probably found a home in a different clan, unless they find out the truth. Fernpaw has to find a way to hide it until she can prove how she feels on the inside. Started: July 12th 2023 Finished: September 10th 2023 • I do not own warriors • I forget what I was going to write here • The plot belongs to me • The clans belong to anyone • The names belong to me !!!ONLY PUBLISHED ON WATTAD! IF FOUND ANYWHERE ELSE, IT WAS STOLEN, AND PLEASE REPORT TO ME IF YOU FIND IT!!! !!!IF FOUND ON TEENFIC.NET, REPORT RIGHT AWAY!!! !!!THIS BOOK HAS TAKEN ME A LONG TIME TO WRITE, SO IT IS NOT, BY ANY MEANS, ALLOWED TO BE STOLEN!!!

WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN by CrazystarThunderClan

Welcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Where cats hit their rivals with cheeseburgers and frying pans. Where stupid kitttypets burn pizzas and refuse to watch shows like WIPEOUT. Where cats cry when they find out that they are out of cheddar cheese. And where fantasy becomes reality. Well, get ready to laugh because its time to start reading!

The Looming Darkness (A WARRIOR CATS FANFICTION) by StarleafNova

When a darkness falls over the clans, threatening even StarClan, the cats of all clans are forced to come together in order to stop the evil from destroying everything they have ever known. Made by me and Crowpool4ever, a very special person in my life. (WARRIOR CATS DOES NOT BELONG TO ME I'M NOT AWESOME ENOUGH FOR THAT!!)

Warriors:The Twoleg? (UNDER EDITING) by StarfireSeed

Warriors The Odd Ones Out, Book 1 Ginna, a twoleg who lives not far from ThunderClan, find where the clancats made there camp. She starts exploring the clan's world and even tries to speak their language! Bramblestar cant seem to get this twoleg to leave... When Ginna learns how to talk to these cats she wishes to help them in survival, but twolegs don't belong in the wild! So what happened to her mother and father? Ginna joins ThunderClan as all the cats seem confuse why. I mean, A twoleg in ThunderClan?! How is that possible! When she mysteriously turned into a cat in an accident in the lake, the clan begins to wonder what StarClan really are up to. When Ginna transforms, she is recognizable as a cat who faded during the great battle, Spottedleaf. It seems that another fight will break out between her and the mysterious loner, Maple, who joins the clan. But what is the purpose of this repeated cycle?

Tigerstar's Apprentice by willow-wrxtes

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Warriors #4: Darkness Awakens by warriorcatlover345

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