(DISCONTINUED) butterfly - kyle brofloski x reader

"why are you taking this so seriously? it was just some stupid fucking promise! you would break it too if you were in my position."

"no _____. no i fucking wouldnt."

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you're new to south park. thats all thats new. well, maybe except for WHY you're there.

right. you need an explanation, obviously. well, your parents were originally deadset on staying in one place for the rest of their lives, mostly because the house that they had gotten had already been fully paid for by your dead grandfather so there was no reason to move. up until you got the 'yes' from your parents to move to a small town with a high school by the name of south park high, not super creative, but you might've heard of it.

your whole life you had dreamed of living in a small town. sure, you we're definitely romanticizing it, but who wouldn't? you had never lived in a small rural town before. or, at least not in this universe. besides, how bad could it be? you finally worked up the courage to show your parents the very tough slideshow that you made to convince them to move to south park, and it didn't work.

so then how'd you move?

your mom had accepted a job as a real estate agent, thats how. it was not for you that they moved, but it sure as hell made you happy.

you were not going to complain. no matter what bitchy boys you run into there. specifically ones with curly red hair and a short temper who happens to be extremely smart, and easily offended.

can you guess who?

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lowercase intended
possibly smut
cussing
no drugs or alcohol, UNLESS its really contributing to the story