How Many (DaveKat)
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Last published Wed, Jun 17, 2015
If you think for a minute I'll take this fanfiction seriously you're lying to yourselves. The idea for this came from tumblr person angiespeggy.
Dave is a cahier at a gas station for a summer job when he sees some weirdo stuffing potatoes in his pants. Dave didn't stop him because he was curious how many he could fit, and the guy went to his school and was well known for his temper. Dave didn't want to talk to that guy because he didn't want to get wrapped up in his shit, but oh well shit happens.
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