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Hope with a Side of Inappropriate Humour

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He finally tilted his head to where I was sitting, his grey orbs staring me down and he says "You are not that funny you know? and how do you know my name? Who the fuck are you?"

Wow. He doesn't even know me?

We have been to the same middle school, same high school and now same law school, I sit behind him in almost all of my lectures. and he doesn't even know me??

"We study together, same school, umm are they gonna come back?"

"After you called security guard on them? yes I do think so" his mocking voice bounces in the alley.

"Yeah, I think I may have fucked up"All Rights Reserved

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My Vampire Teacher by VampLove_WolfBites

I was new to the school I felt weird so I went to first period well I had a difficult time getting there but I did get to class. I took steps inside and all eyes fell on me and I froze I didn't know what to do except glare a bit. ---------------------------------- I was scared I was in a class room all alone with him a creature of the night. The sun went down and his blue orbs turned red as the began to glow in the shade as the sun kept going lower and lower the night getting closer. My heart beat was rapid as I was fearing for my life.

Wings For The Jailbird by Devilsmom

#1 jail #1 fight #1 criminal *** "Don't take it personal, I just like to play it safe, you know." He said, crouching down in front of me to tie each of my ankles to the chair. I couldn't move at all, especially after he duct taped even my waist to the chair. I watched him examine his work whilst he rubbed his beard and then a slow grin creeped onto his face. He bent down and put one end of the duct tape on my damn nipple, went around the chair again and ripped it off. He put the other end on my other nipple and I felt my cheeks heat up in humiliation. "Just to make sure you don't get cold again." He looked at me, his smirk slowly fading again. I gave him a hard stare. His hand reached out and fixed the glasses on my nose. Then he turned the chair so, that I was looking at the couch. He sat down, arms spread out on the back rest of the old leather couch, his eyes fixed on me again. "And now we're gonna talk." *** Belle Valery was a hardworking and rather unpopular law school student. She was almost done with school, had a structured daily schedule that consisted of waking up, going to school, going to the local library and study until she got a headache. She would walk home at night and go to sleep immediately. For almost three years that was all Belle knew and she was hoping to get her degree without further complications. But hope often differs from reality. Especially when her neighbourhood was suddenly on lockdown, because an escapee was on the loose. Belle didn't expect to one day wake up and find said escapee peacefully sleeping in her room. She didn't expect to scream and wake him up. And she didn't expect that morning to be the beginning of their incredible, yet a little complex love story. But life is always better unplanned and unexpected. "The ex jailbird and the lawyer, what a fucking pair."

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Unlikely by art_lovin_ary

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