"You are 27 and a Virgin? How the fuck is that even possible?" "I want my wife to take my virginity. It's a gift for her. " He exclaimed. "No doubt your bride ran away. You can give her good experienced sex as a gift. How the fuck is that even possible? Which year is this? I feel sad for your wife." She said, Then it clicked in her head. "Wait! I am your wife! No! I wanted to have wild sex life with my husband! I wanted a daddy! Kinky ass husband! How did I end up with a virgin!" She faked crying. "Since you are my wife. You know, you can take my virginity. And teach me how to be kinky...."