MCYT Comedy - If there was a MCYT Comedian (Full Shows)

Basically, I write out what I would say on stage if I were a comedian who told jokes about MCYTs, now this is all light-hearted and just intended for some smiles and laughs. I'll try to update it/do a new 'show' every Friday (I'm in the US so it might not be Friday for everyone when I update it) but don't expect me to stick to it lmao
SOME JOKES WILL CONTAIN SHIPPING! It's not meant to be serious
You don't have to pay to get into these^^
Hecklers will be blocked <3