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All I Want For Christmas (Spideypool Oneshot)
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Complete, First published Dec 29, 2023
Mature
Either Peter was really bad at giving gifts, or Wade was just impossible to shop for...
Nah, it was definitely Peter.
Every year Peter asks Wade what he wants for Christmas, and every year Wade "forgets" to give him a response.
Well, it looks like Peter will just have to find out what Wade wants the hard way.

Or:

Five times Peter tried to get Wade to tell him what he wanted for Christmas and one time he decided to give himself.


Rated M for the +Extra scene at the end. It's vague but still suggestive in nature.

Gift for the Spideypool Holiday Fic Exchange Extravaganza 2023.
My giftee was psuedofoucault333!

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