If It's From Me To You, I'd Still Want My Hat, Bastard

Warning: The cover for this Oneshot/Short Story is NOT mine. I got this fanart from Pinterest which will hopefully be linked later on in a comment or so. This oneshot is inspired by a matching Bungo Stray Dogs cosplay done by two friends, in advance this isn't meant to pressurize them into a relationship or anything of the sort. Simply meant as a lighthearted joke to fluster one of them and poke fun at them affectionately.

Contains Cursing, foul language

On further note, this is my first official short story/oneshot, please keep that in mind while reading if you will. I have watched Bungo Stray Dogs but I may still struggle to capture their personalities, etc so they might be oc but I'm not sure if that's needed to be said anyway, since this is just a fanfic after all.

This short story/oneshot takes place in modern au and violence is little to not mentioned here. As to avoid writing dramatic battle scenes and or moments that with my low expertise, would not be as effective as I'd like.

The relationship roles for this oneshot is Brief Sub Top Chuuya/ Brief Brief Power Bottom Fem Dazai. Yes, not the typical roles as you may have seen with past fanfictions, etc or at least I'm assuming so. Especially, the #femdazai tag, as shown this will feature female Dazai with she/her pronouns.

Italicized text with quotes " " is verbal speech
Italicized text with single quotes ' ' is thinking/thought process
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In true Dazai fashion, she "borrows" (takes) Chuuya's hat away from him, to spite him. But, is that really all that's there to it?

Featuring: Slow burn, Implied Smut/Mature content, Enemies to Friends to Lovers(?), Modern AU(no abilities)