The Tale of Two Tails
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Unhinged Fanfics is a series started by Olive and Sarah, two chaotic, bored teenagers with way too much time on their hands. The basis of the series is that each of them are given 10 minutes to write fanfic from each other's fandoms. This leads to chaotic, slightly inappropriate, crude, crappy, poorly written fanfiction. Sit back and enjoy/have a heart attack from these absolutely rushed, god awful fics, and prepare to have your fandom ruined right before your very eyes.
Fic Written by: Olive
Fandom: Cruel Prince
Whose fandom is it? Sarah's
Author's experience with the fandom: Olive hasn't read any of the books, but she knows the basic characters and that Jude is badass and that Cardan is a bully with a tail
Time it took to write the fic: 10 minutes
TW: Sexual references such as the reference of Cardan's other tail
Olive apologizes for writing this and for making the very crude cover, but she is kinda proud of the cover
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