You're diabetic too? Now what the hell are we gonna eat!?

The new girl in south park isn't all that popular. Despite not looking it, she's... from Canada. Once Cartman finds out, it isn't long before the whole school knows. Now there seems to only be 3 people who don't hate her, think she's gross or want her outta there. How will she adjust to American schools? What kind of stupid questions will she hear? And is it true that she used to ride a moose to her old school instead of taking a bus? Find out in the all new (probably will never be finished) fanfic i am writing at 2 in the fucking morning!

Just an fyi, I am only in season 5 when starting this, so I am going off everything I've already seen as well as anything that I've seen from other fics or clips of the show that've come up on my fyp. If I get someone's vibe or personality wrong or put anything they wouldn't actually say or do... sorry Ig? I just wanted to write this, so I did, I didn't binge the entire series in one night just for this.

Also, any and all art on here is not mine, I will try to make sure I credit the artists, but really I'm just finding them on Google, if you see your artwork on here and I didn't credit you/credited someone else, please lmk right away, I will either remove the artwork or credit you!

Speaking of, cover art is by @KyleBroZine on Twitter (I know it's called X, but I refuse to do what Elon Musk wants, so Imma keep calling it Twitter)

Edit: Okay, I just realized I forgot something very important that's gonna keep me from getting canceled.

THEY ARE ALL AGED UP

I don't really get the order of the fancy American terms for the years, so just know that they are like grade 10-11, somewhere around that age.

Also, I might be getting my pookie to edit for me so shoutout to her