Naruto: I am Kaguya Otsutsuki

"Isshiki is strong."

"But Kaguya would have been stronger if she had a brain."

That was a power-scaling I developed for the Otsutsukis. And I was left very disappointed with Kaguya. While she was the worst villain, she was ta chakra fruit of the earth which was enriched by Shibai's body, she was also combined with the strongest Ten-tails and God-Tree. With so much chakra, it wouldn't be hard to achieve Naruto's Baryon Mode level speed. And she didn't even need to be that fast.

Just one hit with the All-killing Ash bone and you are dead.

In the fight against Team 7, she could kill all of them far too many times, but was whining about absorbing more chakra. If she wanted their chakra so bad, why didn't she just cut off their hands in which they had the seals? Then she could continue whatever she wanted.

"I could have done much better than her!"

And... that was something I shouldn't have said. Because for whatever reason, I am now not in my home anymore.

Instead, I am in some sort of lava region, holding two boys named Naruto and Sasuke, and Black Zetsu is absorbing their chakra while babbling about Kaguya's boring backstory.

Now, I am Kaguya Otsutsuki