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Cookies in a Teapot
hailie432
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hailie432
Ongoing, First published Jan 03, 2024
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You know what they say, "One man's trash is another's treasure". I've always loved second hand stores. It's nearly poetic, the idea of finding something that speaks to you, that no longer spoke to its previous owner.  


"Would be a great cookie jar." Suggested a masculine voice on my left. 

"You do realize it's a teapot, right?" I responded prior to following up with an almost sympathetic grin.




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