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D&D Druids Are Stupid and Here's Why: The Flesh and The Hunger

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My phone died while I was up all night watching TikTok, unable to sleep. But I still couldn't sleep even though the magic video app was gone, so I wrote this. 

I disagree with the way nature is always portrayed in fantasy. Why is 'nature hippy' the only way to portray people who venerate nature?All Rights Reserved

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