Funny little secrets! (orochimaru x Y/n a child)

This is a book of Orochimaru and Jiraiya's only child from birth a daughter. A young strong-minded woman. THIS IS A SHORT STORY A VERY SHORT STORY.... okay not very short ...maybe... IT IS NOT A LOVE STORY (this dude is too psychotic to love anyone for real) Y/n took her mother's clan name and she does not exclusively live with her dad, but her mom was a regular everyday person, so she wanted Jiraiya to teach her to be a shinobi. So, she has no idea about anything happing in the village hidden in the leaf. She is from the land hidden mist Kirigakure but she is not a shinobi and the land hidden in the mist is not as forgiving as the land hidden in the leaf. Her name is Wei Hōzuki of the Hōzuki Clan which means that she has some water techniques passed down to her but nothing really shinobi-esk. It comes in handy when she needs to get out of a bind but other than that not much else.

(if anything, it's a Reader x Kakashi type thing)