Eddie to the rescue
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BurrMartin
Ongoing, First published Jan 04, 2024
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Written by entertainer and social media personality Chris "Burr" Martin, who gained his fame on the internet as #selfiedad, this short novella tells the story of Eddie Doyle, a chubby DJ just sleepwalking through life. He's not an action hero of any kind, but when he's won a chance to visit a small South American city with a Hollywood film crew, he finds a strange collection of oddball personalities and maybe a chance at love. But when the towns blood thirsty and paranoid Dictator threatens to kill the entire film crew, Eddie must decide, does he go for help that may come too late or does he try to rescue the entire group.
Well, if you're reading this, you must know by now, it's Eddie to the rescue!
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"I starved myself but I never died. I have no idea how I survived that long without food. The floors I slept on where of moldy brick and sometimes a rat would curl up to my neck. I stopped caring. The warmth kept me sane." I took a deep breath and continued. "The worst part was not knowing. Not knowing what happened to my team. Not knowing happened to my city. I couldn't do anything but stare out the tiny slit of light from under the door. That was my life, that light. I didn't know what time of day it was but that light told me I was still alive. Without it would be darkness." I hear her shift in her chair but stay with my eyes closed. "I think the only thing that kept me going was the pain. It sounds strange but I loved feeling it. It made me feel alive, I still had something. It was the only thing that kept me thinking I wasn't one of the rats. Pain, I realized, was worth it. Because the pain reminded me that I was breathing and awake. And that maybe one day if I ever got out that maybe that pain would go away."

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