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- Parts 14
- Time 3h 39m
Ongoing, First published Mar 17, 2012
Mature
Arthur Heart is basically a canker sore in the mouth of society. Or at least being an eighteen year old virgin has convinced him so. In American Pie fashion, he vows to lose his virginity before graduation night—which of course leads him to strike a deal with the devil herself; his best friend’s sister, Liz. Red haired, self assured and crazy as a lark, she claims she can turn him into the man who bags their class's foxy vixen. Liz's harebrained schemes might have just what it takes to have Arthur swipe his V-card with Ms. hot and busty herself. That is, if Arthur can navigate through his destitute biological mother’s mind, keep his pitching arm up to snuff and avoid falling in love with a certain tomboy firecracker first…All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- PrologueSun, Jun 26, 2011
- Rule One: Don't Act StupidMon, Jun 27, 2011
- Rule Three: Keep Your TemperSun, Jul 3, 2011
- Rule Four: Lighten Up!Thu, Jul 7, 2011
- Rule Five: Liz Is Always Right...Sun, Jul 10, 2011
- Rule Six: Being Pathetic Only Gets You So FarSun, Jul 24, 2011
- Rule Seven: Apology is Probably Your Best Way Out of an Awkward SituationTue, Jul 26, 2011
- Rule Eight: Don't Love What You Do; Do What You LoveSat, Jul 30, 2011
- Rule Nine: Keep Your Wits and Reason in the Vehicle at All TimesTue, Sep 6, 2011
- Rule Ten: Relaxing Is Just As Important As Amping It Up!Sun, Oct 30, 2011
- Rule Eleven: Beeeee Yourself!!Wed, Jan 11, 2012
- Rule Twelve: If All Else Fails, Just Get Really DrunkMon, Jan 23, 2012
- Rule Thirteen: Don't Squander the High LifeMon, Mar 19, 2012
- Rule Fourteen: Sometimes Pant are OptionalThu, Mar 22, 2012
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