He's southern, I'm northern He's a mechanic, I'm a conman He doesn't mind getting dirty, I'm a germaphob He cares only about the simplest things in life, all I care about is money. Yet, I just can't stay away from the kid. I sometimes stay awake at night thinking about how good he would look down on his hands and knees. Or I don't want to wake up because I'm dreaming about him with his overalls around his feet instead of his waist. He may be annoying yes but, even his tall tales of 'one time, me and my buddy Keith...' stories still somewhat satisfy my persistent hunger to just hear his thick southern drawl. And that drunken kiss only made "that feeling" 10 times worse. "Maybe I'm delusional from blood loss Or head trauma We're both running out of time So I'll say it now This may be the end for me, but not for you Just leave me behind Get out alive While there's still time Please don't make plead Do this one last thing for me? But before I pass on to the other side And make my way, Past the shining gates of Heaven Or scalding depths of Hell I want you to remember Opposites attract Or so they say And now I know it's true But you don't have to cry Because I'll be eternally stuck to you Like magnets and glue..." (Full Poem available in my other work, "Some of My Personal Poetry".) All rights reserved to Valve and Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2. I do not own any these characters or are affiliated with L4D or Valve.All Rights Reserved