'Sup, lil' chickadees 🦅😎😍👑🤑🥰🙏
New or old, if ya ended up here, well, lolsies.
This isn't by any means sane, so just a lil' heads up btw. Just us rage quitting on the keyboard and laughing our high asses off (we get high on stale nerds and sprite, don't do drugs, kids)
However, if you do want more rad, professional and poetic literature, go check out "MEGA Smut-Shots". Written by us cuz we're fuckin' awesome.
So, sit back, relax, and get your virtual cum straws ready.
We like dilfs and write books 👍😀
Co-written by: @RadHumptyTrumpty
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.