Across the Line

Wherein, Sanji and Zoro have an ongoing bet and Luffy offers to help out. Or was he just taking advantage?

Luffy giggles loudly, "Then, Zoro should just marry me." He said this without even a bone stuck in his throat. He said this so easily, that everyone had to blink once or twice to digest what he just professed.

"W-what?"

"Do you dislike this idea too?"

Zoro tries to gather himself, "Of all your silly ideas, this takes the cake."

"Okay," Luffy shrugs, "I'm just trying to be helpful. The least I can do for someone who is soon to become a servant to a cook."

"Y-you-"

Luffy laughs, nearly choking on his beer as he can just feel Zoro's slightly flushed face and his hardened stare.

"When I thought you could carry a serious conversation for once." Zoro shook his head as he commented.

Luffy emptied his mug and placed it with a dramatic thud on top of the counter before he said, "Who said I wasn't serious?"

Zoro blinked.

Bartolomeo and Yamato could not help but howled.