Killer Funny
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Last published Sat, May 16, 2015
Popular Girl is home alone
Popular Girl gets a call from a stranger
Stranger enters house
Stranger becomes Intruder
Intruder kills Popular Girl
Popular Girl becomes Dead Girl
Intruder becomes Killer
Dead Girl outsmarts Killer
Killer doesn't get Credit
Killer wants revenge
When a murderer kills the leader of a clique and doesn't get the credit, the psycho promises he'll get the recognition he deserves by killing the leader of every posse at Trevor High.
The new-to-the-game slasher killer must up the ante and adapt new forms of murder and torment when he takes on a group of smart ass, unafraid, suicidal, not-so-stereotypical horror movie teens as victims in this comedic horror:
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