straight up jorkin it | Johnny Cage x Reader
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Ongoing, First published Jan 07, 2024
Mature
And by it I mean.. heh.. my peanits

You're a semi-well known male stripper within the glorious and famous place of Hollywood, making surprisingly good money and living it up in your elegant, lavish home. It's not an uncommon occurrence for celebrities, big and small, to have a passionate night with you once in a while within their busy schedules. Especially considering they pay you a pretty penny to keep it under the wraps and keep your mouth shut. Which works out in the end, as it's another pile of that desirable pound of paper upon your growing pile of wealth.

Usually, you don't really care for who decides to stay the night so to speak. While you're more than aware of their statuses, names, and achievements, you never truly cared for who or what would be the next customer in your velvety bed.

It wasn't until one of the only celebrities you've always dreamed about having a private session with walks into the club you worked at, making you crazy with the desire to show him with what you've got.

But, perhaps your dreams are a bit too big for you to handle when you have someone that shares those impulsive visions with you.

Do you think you can handle the heat?

I sure hope you can.

=

Physically shedding a tear as I'm writing this book oh my god

Anyways
TLDR: Severe lack of a MXM pairing with Johnny and I doubt that's gonna change anytime soon. Especially on the wonderful world of Wattpad where I can't peg a guys hole 💔

So if you want something done, do it yourself.

Unlike the {current} cover and title being a joke, this book isn't going to be a crackfic. Low effort than how I would usually write, yeah, but that's just so I can handle the secondhand embarrassment that's going to keep me awake at night.

god bless

Hope that those who stick around enjoy this book! And I apologize for my antics. I'm simply a gay man wanting to do incredibly gay things to a man. wiggles fingers at you
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