Me and the young ones
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Last published Sun, Oct 5, 2025
An incredibly angry voice shouted "Neil" repeatedly on someone I guess was named Neil. Apart from being named Neil, he was also an utter bastard and a hippie from what I heard. "Well, it can't be worse than my last student housing" I thought, grabbing the door handle. The door exploded, and I changed my mind.
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Comical love story with RickxGirl. Also includes Vyvyan, Neil, Mike.
(If you're a fan of Rik Mayall, you're welcome)
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