Even Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Last published Sat, May 2, 2015
Evie Carter's life cannot get any more boring for her. Because she's the daughter of the lead in the famous Christian Rock band 'Crossical Rock' she is pretty much labelled by everyone as the 'innocent good girl'. But through a school play about the birth of Jesus enter Dexter Fisherman. Despite his name, he is pretty much the bad boy every girl wants. But as a challenge, all he wants is Evie.
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