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Hazel Levesque and the Bitening Thief (Book 1)
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Ongoing, First published Mar 29, 2015
The bitening bolt (belonging to Zeus, of course) shoots (and turns people into) delicious foods, more delicious than anything that comes out of Piper's old cornucopia and a lot of other things that shoot food. And, naturally, in its magnificent glory, someone has stolen it. Thanks a lot, bruh.

Did I mention that I'm the narrator of this wonderful tale? Yes, I, Leo, will be telling you the story of my good friend Hazel's search for the bitening thief. Along with Frank and Percy, of course. But mostly Hazel. Read as they battle fierce food monsters, meet the zombie ponies, and learn something about Zeus that they never thought possible..

Did I also mention that I know exactly how long the food in Piper's cornucopia has been inside that thing? I'm not going to say how long, because I don't want her to get arrested. But believe me, it's not as fresh as you think.

Anyway.

Read on, if you like alternate universe thingies.

If not.. well, I want this to get to at least 1K reads, so read it anyway.

Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace.

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