Red-Heads On The Battle Front
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When Gwen Taylor, book nerd and all round geek, meets an old friend, sparks fly. No really, dynamites and intercontinental missiles, every army veteran's greatest fantasy, as long as we're talking metaphors that is.
Devon Whitfield steals her library seat and she imposes hell on him by checking out the one copy of his favourite book. As their fight grows more and more elaborate, the thin line between love and hate begins to blur.
Featuring maddening mothers, scheming sisters, ballistic librarians, and things that would seem utterly impossible...if it wasn't war.
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~ 03.31.2016 : #13 in 'What Hot' Humor
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I MUST WARN YOU PERSON WHO IS READING THIS THERE ARE MANY SPOILERS FROM MULTIPLE POPULAR TV SHOWS AND BOOKS MAINLY SUPERWHOLOCK AND HARRY POTTER. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Disclaimer: All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
I'm usually a happy otter but if you steal any part of this story, I will send you to the otter side. Very punny, I know. This includes writing this story on other websites and dedicating it to me or whatever - donut do it. Just donut.
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