The Bro-mageddon

The Bro-mageddon

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Ongoing5m

Last published Mon, Mar 30, 2015

armageddon bro brosaurus comedy dudes

Hi! so I noticed that my work lacks jokes and smiles. so this is it. JOKES!

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bbs- banana banana shot? (booty booty squad?)

welcome!!!!! read at your own discretion please. am not responsible for emotions or getting ur phone taken away in class. i am also aware that my titles are absolute shite. thank you to the guy who keeps telling me this.

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