- After a few minutes, the top comment catches his eye, fuckin' Johnnie Guilbert. Jake stops himself from smiling like an idiot. 'thirst trap alert" He scoffs and replies, 'u know u like it' Okay, maybe that's a bit too forward but he presses post and throws the phone on his bed anyway. - - First meeting AU! I kidnapped a prompt off of tumblr - 'hey, i'm liking your photos at 2am cuz i wanna make out'. Also this is much better than my little desc leads you to believe, promise!! No sex or anything, I still dont write porn - just kissin' and dming lmaoo sorry guys. i am so sorry for my sins.