Kill that thing Patrick
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MatureOngoing10m
Last published Thu, Jan 11, 2024
Aka the Patrick Bateman abortion fic (based off of that tumblr thread)
Yes this is real, I understand the irony but it is not a crackfic.
adding tags here for search relevance and because the tag system on this site SUCKSSSS;
PaulPat, Patrick x Paul, Alternate Universe---Patrick isn't a serial killer, internalized homophobia, abortion (not graphic but yeah), NOT omegaverse, more like just altered human anatomy??? Like a different explanation for mpreg that isn't just "Uwu I'm a submissive wittle omega boy who needs to get bwed by a big stwong awpha OwO, sorry for that I just hate A/B/O with a burning passion, no offense to those who like it, pop off)
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