Dear Neighbor, Welcome Home

Dear Neighbor,
We wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood, Welcome Home! We are so glad you joined us, it's just the most! Ha ha ha.

Home also says welcome too. He also said that he hopes you will stay with us for a long time.

If you ever need a friend or need a hand, I'm always around, watching.

Yours truly, Wally Darling : )

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Dear Jamie,

If you're reading this, then know I'm ok, at least I am for now...long story short, I don't know how, but I woke up in some little colorful neighborhood(?) called "Welcome Home" and I can't find a way out! I tried calling, messaging, anything but there is no wifi and I can't use my phone to even call the police! I'm stuck here and the only idea I had was to mail a few people and pray someone can help me out! In the meantime, I'm gonna play along with these weird puppet people until someone can yank me out of here or an exit appear somewhere like in the amazing digital circus ha ha...please save me! I'm freaking out!

P.s. I don't know how to give you an address, I asked the mailman, he just said I need my name and put "Welcome Home" and that the mail goes in and out on its own!

Write back soon, before I lose my mind.

~(y/n)

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Dear (y/n)

You're fucked.
RIP

~Jamie