Partyweapon
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Last published Sat, Feb 3, 2024
Partyweapon puts the fun in functional addict. A memoir about the sex, drugs, and violence that comes with being a drug dealer back during the zenith of rave culture at the turn of the millennium. When pills were pure, pants were huge, and the underground parties went all night long.
Hogan Torah is the son of a Mouseketeer who started selling dub sacks in high school. When he's violently robbed he turns to the mob to protect him. From smuggling drugs over the Mexican border to working in a pharmacy and ending when he came home to the FBI and DEA playing pool on his pool table. Celebrity stories about Andy Dick, Seth Rogin, Liz Taylor, Flea, and more.
If you like dark humor, true crime, and fuck stories this book deliverers. In the spirit of Fear and Loathing , Portnoy's Complaint, and I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
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I am a regular, shitty, but pretty fucking awesome human, I've seen things of beauty, and some damn right gruesome, A young (ish) woman, who has fucked up a lot, So imagine how many of life's lessons I've got. Though I have been humbled, on several occasions, The resilient idiot I am, just cracks on, bruised and brazen. Still fucking up, of course, from time to time, Though I do hope to make it, a less frequent habit of mine. This novel ere, is a wanky catharsis for me, A place to swaddle my self-doubt, in prose and to be. I have lived many lives, of inconvenience and indulgence, Not always have I thrived, but I can boast experience. With failures to toast and wins to boast, I do hope my words, will keep you engrossed, I've circled the ditch and been in some scraps, Situations from which, I thought I'd never come back. What I can offer now, is a unique perspective. And at the very least, you can read, How not to do what this twat did.
Ruined
"I'm a fuck up." "Babygirl, that makes two of us." Jennifer has lived a hard life for as long as she could remember. Growing up with drug addicted parents is enough for her to grasp that the world is too cruel. She gets the freedom that most teenagers could only dream of. Going out to parties every night, drinking her sorrows away, no curfews but nothing is enough to fill the void. Not until she meets Daxon. Daxon, who has an addiction with drugs as well is the only person who can understand her. Growing up a child addict has made Dax an impossible person to approach. As they get closer, they want the best for each other. A story about two troubled teenagers who want to fix each other yet, they can't even fix themselves. *Slowburner: This book has a lot of ups and downs with the tragic love they share*Complete
Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt)
Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **Complete
Secrets Hurt
"You guys I had the most epic night," I say as I take my seat, sipping from my bottle of coke and then I glance round the table and I see him, I almost choke on my coke, the stranger who I lost my virginity to during a fling the previous night and the topic of my current discussion sat beside my friend Amber, staring at me, "I'll love to hear about your epic night," Damon says, slightly smirking, I stare at him for a moment and just take a big bite from my sandwich, * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Karla Kensington is a temperamental 21 years old young woman. Karla is just beginning a new phase of her life as she moves away from home to college. Her love life is anything but dull as she struggles with choosing who to give her heart over to completely, between the boy she lost her virginity to, Who wanted to be more than a fling Or the one who was always there for her when she needed it. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Karla's life seems perfect; she is from a rich family, practically born with a silver spoon, she had two boys vying for her attention, ride or die friends and a certain future. All this is brought to an abrupt end when she encounters a shit load of drama waiting at her doorstep. Her life isn't all that it seems to be. Karla's life is thrown upside down as she figures out that her father harbours a secret that would destroy her family. Her life is suddenly a real rollercoaster. Alongside with trying to stay afloat all the emotions threatening to drown her, Karla has to deal with betrayal from people she least expect. Read on to see how her choices affect her life and where the path she chooses leads her to, knowing fully well that the world was watching. Who doesn't love a good celebrity scandal.Complete
Book 1✔️ Sugar Baby
Highest Ranking #1 adultthemes (01/05/19) #1 eroticromance (24/10/2019) #1 adultromance (26/06/2019) #1 sugardaddy (05/08/2019) #1 couple (16/08/2019) #1 mature (16/10/2019) #2 romance (2/11/2019) #2 ceo (23/03/2020) "You need to shut up baby. Let me take care of your needs. Can you do that for me?" He unzipped my dress, as it falls freely down to the floor. ***** Lori was a socialite, she lived a life of luxury until her parents got a divorce and she was forced to live on her own. She struggled with financing her education and trying hard to maintain her high standard of living. She finally gave up when her best friends treated her like she has the plague and cut her off, then her boyfriend was forced to end things with her when his parents didn't want him to be associated with Lori because of her family's scandal. And that's when she decided to take the offer to be a sugar baby, thinking she'll treat it as a summer job and end it as soon as she's back on her feet again. ********** James never needed a girlfriend. He's a workaholic. He likes the arrangement of a sugar baby where he can pay a sum of money for a companion of a young attractive woman. His friend suggested the idea. With the last sugar baby being too attached to him. It's time for him to find another one. A less demanding one. His eyes locked into the beautiful fragile young woman with an attitude to match. Her fiery yet nervous attitude was refreshing for him, and he wanted her for himself. Will he get what he paid for? Will she get back on her feet? ********** Completed: May 2019 *Warning! R-Rated for 18+ due to strong, explicit language and sexual content*.Complete
Drugs, Treasons and Other Demons
WATTYS 2023 SHORTLIST Sarah Kennedy's life has fallen to pieces. Her family is broken, she's growing apart from her only friend, and it's been a while since she's stopped dreaming about anything better. She embarks on a trip to Latin America, joining a retreat she hopes will mend her dwindling friendship and escape her miserable day-to-day life. Bad turns to worse, and her hopes are shattered when she is kidnapped by a cartel. While her life is miraculously spared, she's kept captive by a daunting and narcissistic drug lord, Pablo. As his obsession with her grows, so do his favors and promises. Sarah soon finds herself in a gilded cage, living a life more lavish than anything she's ever imagined. But all that glitters isn't gold, and this luxury has a price. If Sarah wants to escape the violent, treacherous, and cocaine-fueled world of cartels, she'll have to fight the demons that keep her captive, as well as the monsters in her head, armed with nothing but a dry sense of humor and a fragile strength. But as she and Pablo both know- it's a long journey home when you don't have any home to go to. _____________________ DTOD is marked as mature for strong language, drug use, violence (and also dark humor) and the occasional steam/smut. Trigger warnings are included before sensitive or explicit scenes. _____________________ "Drugs, Treasons and Other Demons, a niche erotica for people who like men who keep their socks on." "A book that will make you cry whenever you hear a Pitbull song." "By the time I finished reading this whole book, I could have read the entire Hunger Games saga. But I would have had a lot less fun." "I went to read a few chapters of this book one night, and all of a sudden a whole weekend went by on me."Complete
Fix me
"If you bite my lip or kiss my neck again I swear i will rip your fucking clothes off." He said almost whispering into my ear with a hard and slow tone. God, was he sexy?' when bea comes back home many things have changed her friends are against her because of what she's done to herself, that being dysfunctional coping skills like self harm to her depression after being sent away for treatment she's back home clean and ready to live life whoever the hell she wants. that including bad boy Christopher owen. Who 'doesn't do relationships' and is not ready to be changed. Or is he? this story involves a lot of smoking so if anyone is dead against that please leave. it is merely used to develop the characters. I don't think it's cool to smoke. this is not a very clichey kind of story so it is not your regular bad boy good girl story. i believe girls can be badasses too. do not read if under 13! OR are triggered by any mention of depression habits. what else????.....oh please leave constructive feedback not hatefull coments please. DISCLAIMER-------------------------->This story is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, leaving or dead, is coincidental. I have never been to England so i do not guarantee that this is accurate. Culturally speaking. -explicit language and sexual words used-Complete
Crazy Over You
"Just a glance at you... Just one glance is all it takes to drive me crazy." "You drive me crazy in an amazing way. And I fucking love it." "I just can't wait to lick all of you." "I want all of you. I want your heart, mind, body and soul." Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, events, and incidents are the products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Warning!!!! This book may contain content of an adult nature. If you are easily offended or are under the age of 18, please exit now. There will be obscene scenes that are intended for adults only and may include scenes of sexual content, foul language, alcohol consumption, use of illegal drugs, and violence. Reader discretion is advised.Complete
I am a regular, shitty, but pretty fucking awesome human, I've seen things of beauty, and some damn right gruesome, A young (ish) woman, who has fucked up a lot, So imagine how many of life's lessons I've got. Though I have been humbled, on several occasions, The resilient idiot I am, just cracks on, bruised and brazen. Still fucking up, of course, from time to time, Though I do hope to make it, a less frequent habit of mine. This novel ere, is a wanky catharsis for me, A place to swaddle my self-doubt, in prose and to be. I have lived many lives, of inconvenience and indulgence, Not always have I thrived, but I can boast experience. With failures to toast and wins to boast, I do hope my words, will keep you engrossed, I've circled the ditch and been in some scraps, Situations from which, I thought I'd never come back. What I can offer now, is a unique perspective. And at the very least, you can read, How not to do what this twat did.
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