Partyweapon
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Last published Sat, Feb 3, 2024
Partyweapon puts the fun in functional addict. A memoir about the sex, drugs, and violence that comes with being a drug dealer back during the zenith of rave culture at the turn of the millennium. When pills were pure, pants were huge, and the underground parties went all night long.
Hogan Torah is the son of a Mouseketeer who started selling dub sacks in high school. When he's violently robbed he turns to the mob to protect him. From smuggling drugs over the Mexican border to working in a pharmacy and ending when he came home to the FBI and DEA playing pool on his pool table. Celebrity stories about Andy Dick, Seth Rogin, Liz Taylor, Flea, and more.
If you like dark humor, true crime, and fuck stories this book deliverers. In the spirit of Fear and Loathing , Portnoy's Complaint, and I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
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