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Scrawny coder Derrick muscles his way into the gym life chasing pipe dreams of beastly gains overnight. Instead, hilarity ensues through painfully awkward fails, ego-bruising mishaps, and endless embarrassment eating mat. Can this underdog stick out the hilarious escapades of self-inflicted injury while clinging to bigger visions of inspiring others? Find out if he finally manages to pump it up, or simply keeps pumping iron onto his own head!All Rights Reserved

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