Denial in countryhumans
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Last published Wed, Dec 4, 2024
SATIRE. + REVIVED FANFIC.
Poland, a total alpha and sigma was working at the Floppy Diks corporation when a new worker was hired, an omega, kawaii, catboy and totally bottom Germany, Polands past alpha ex. Sweden, Finland, Poland and Germany get a task to find the stupid slutty fag who forgot to pay their boss, Bosnia. Little did they know this man was about to change their life.
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