Cleeesh and Ryan: A Love Story

Ryan woke up and smelled the bourbon. "Not again," he thought. Throughout all of their friendship, Ryan wanted to impress Jimmy and become more than friends. "Today I will do it!" the Canadian exclaimed. Ryan ran to his Fiat 500, revved his engine, and sped down the road at a roaring 2mph. He reached Jimmy's house, 3 Willy Road. Approaching Jams' door, Ryan noticed his Johnson was at half mast. "Come on," he thought, "Think of Morgan Freeman with the body of a female rhinoceros and it will go down." Pacing back and forth, Ryan glanced up at Jimmy's window. He noticed a naked Clesh, holding Cloud in his arms as if he was the most evil of all masterminds. "What are you doing? You FREAK!" Cleesh yelled. They stared at each other like a mother walrus stares at its cubs. "Enter my lair," the Lion roared. Nervous and hesitantly, Ryan enters. After Ryan entered, the door slammed behind him, there is no turning back. Clash is standing there, fully nude. Behind him is Cloud, in his final form, wearing a butler suit, serving bourbon. Ryan starts licking his lips and sweating. Clash backhands him, "Doth you have no manners? Why are you here?" Ryan, nervously,"Cl--Clash... Over these past years, I've noticed how you have looked at me. I have just been having these (sexual) feelings." *Cleeesh interrupts* "YOU FREAK!!! Now follow me." Clash does a 180 turn and starts strutting, showing his rump. Ryan follows. Cloud opens a door for them both, "En-woof-t-woof-er." The first thing Ryan's eyes notice is a camera. A voice is heard, "Menage-et-trois?" Ryan slowly turns his head and sees a figure dressed in black. Ryan is astonished and shouts, "SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" *fades to black* fin