A twink from the heavens - Hawks x Reader

Hawks is a Paparazzi darling, a fan-favorite who is beloved and fawned over en masse.
Never did he think he would fall this far from grace, and all because he thought it's funny to tease you; to flirt with you in the most obvious and obnoxious way whenever an audience was involved, knowing all too well you'd be left to fight the onslaught of jealous fangirls.
Now he was screwed, over and done with, for real this time.

He watched that familiar smirk of yours as you spoke on live TV.
"So; the rumors about you and Hawks dating? "
"Me? Oh no- I could never hope to compete with his one true love!"
You said it so sweetly, so gosh-darn serious, it would have fooled him if he didn't know any better.
The reporter and onlookers gasped, demanding you to unveil the Pro-Heroes affair.
His blood ran cold when you looked directly in the camera. He knew that this look meant one thing and one thing only; Payback
You cupped your cheeks as if you were a blushing schoolgirl before you spoke with a devilish grin:
"Endeavor"

That's it, he'd fucking murder you.

The Story where Reader is the biggest shitpost in existence, and that's everyone else's problem.