Brightstar222's Guide to Cats

Note: most tips are from experience and probably won't work (most of the time).

Also note: I will update this from time to time, don't worry. I'll do it in some of my free time. Like... On a Saturday or Friday.

Let the tips begin!

Tip 1: When you want to play with your cat, refrain from bringing them onto a trampoline. If you do, your furry friend WILL not like you for the rest of the day. Instead, just keep to what cats like: a scratch under the neck or cat toys. Or you can leave them alone. That's an option too.

Tip 2: Don't have stare downs with your cat. They will be soooo freaked out. Not kidding.

Tip 3: Chasing your cat is SUCH a good idea (sarcasm).

Tip 4: Ever thought of giving your cat a bath every day? Even though they don't need to? Yeah... Uh, don't do that. Lots of disinfectant for the scratches.

Tip 5: Don't let your cat into your room before bed. I once woke up with kitty vomit on my carpet. And it was disgusting. *shudder*