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Ongoing, First published Mar 30, 2015
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"shut the f--"
"don't say it!"
"--up." 

Meet Caspar Jordan's biggest nightmare: Ophelia Tran. She's short-tempered, reckless, completely uncensored--and ready to throttle him at any moment's notice. It shouldn't be that hard to stay away from her, but the world has its own ways of putting two people together, especially when you're dating said girl's sister. (wait, what?)
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