20 years on this planet, and life has been nothing but cheap hair-dye and unrequited romantic endeavors. As your monotonous job grows even more boring, you're tasked with writing an article on the new-and-upcoming band Radiohead. An unseen, but exciting change in events occurs when they invite you on tour. As the tour schedule lengthens, you find that your infatuation with the lead guitarist only grows stronger. !! Don't kill me but y/n in this fic is based off Sophie Thatcher in the Harness Your Hopes music video, her personality, clothing choices, and overall aesthetic are very specific so if that bothers you, this probably isn't a great read. !!!! Marked mature due to underage drinking, language and other adult content maybe (also for those of you who recognized the title of this fic as being a dinosaur jr. song, please marry me.)