Tales Of A Mind Reader - Short Stories

There have been countless times when somebody told me I'm like a mind reader. But it was more of a "that's-what-I-was-gonna-say" situation. What they didn't realize is that I can do much more.
So one day I just unbuckled my seatbelt, went speeding down the road, crashed through the windshield and deep dived into all people's minds, hence the information I was given created this book.
So prepare yourself, 'cause I filled these damn pages with nothing but my thoughts on humanity, and we all know how that analysis ends.

WARNING: the following pages may contain violent descriptions, swearing, signs of depression and some other shit not suitable for kids.