I Am NOT Going Loopy

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters, only the story.

Naruto and Sakura are suffering from unrequited love. Naruto likes Sakura, who likes Sasuke. This is bad for their teamwork and missions. And Sasuke was going to make sure they ended this stupid crap once and for all, if it was the last thing he did! ...Or at least leave him and the missions out of it.
Of course, pretending to complete the love triangle and putting a potion in Naruto's ramen was all part of the plan. Definitely not so that Naruto and Sakura wouldn't end up dating. And he would definitely finish the plan and not go 'loopy' like his idiot teammates. ...Right?