MY SMOKY BACON CRISP OBSESSION
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MY SMOKY BACON CRISP OBSESSION
16-year-old Josh Walker is starting sixth form college and is determined to start a band, get a lot closer with his new girlfriend Becky and, hopefully, pass the odd A level. A few days in and he's already embarrassed himself in front of a class ... he'll need all the help his ferret, a little witchcraft and a lot of smoky bacon crisps can give ...
Available in the UK from 9th April 2015 as a paperback or ebook. Published by Curious Fox.
Proceeds from the sale of the book will go to YoungMinds, the UK’s leading charity committed to improving the emotional wellbeing and mental health of children and young people.
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