BFDI shipping and intercourse book lol

[mostly rarepair smutshot collection, all sexually active characters are 18 or older]
Tired of armless contestants always engaging in reproduction in humanised form? Tired of them always just falling in love instantly and not already being in love for a long time by the time the book begins? Want a hypermonogamous reading experience?
Wanna laugh at the things doing the thing?
You may have come (haha) to the right book.