OxyMorons.

OxyMorons.

Introduction:

- Above the cotton clouds, lye an angel. Her name is Celeste, hair like the ocean, skin soft like a babies bottom, wings elegant, eyes identical to the sun, If you look to hard you could fall into a deep coma. Although with beauty compared to a goddess, theirs one particular demon who hates her 'guts', his name is Damien, duke of hell, and one of the many sons of satan. However Damien looks nothing like Celeste, he's bald. skin rough like concrete, wings shaped like Doritos and well if you looked into his deep grey eyes, He'll probably off you honestly. Anyways, he isn't like the other demons really, he's much worse. Setting fires to hospitals and comedy clubs (comedy is one of the MANY things he despises) but as a reader. Ill let you in on a little secret.. Rumours about Damien have been spreading from top to bottom, say that Damien is afraid of BABIES. YES BABIES LITTLE TINY BLOBS OF HUMAN LIFE FORMS! oh and kittens too. He cant stand there cuteness! oh.. Right back to the introduction... unlike any other boring story, like Fallen, Silence and all that basic stuff, they actually hate each other to the point were they get excited to fight against each other whenever theirs a war between heaven and hell.